Saturday, January 30, 2010

Western Humor

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the  Bozeman  Montana  airport, while waiting for their respective flights...
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One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer; another is a Cowboy on his way to  Billings for a livestock show; and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at  Montana State  University from the  Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.  Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout radical Muslim, and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, rolls himself a cigarette, and lights up.  The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no planes come.

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Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly, he speaks, "At one time here.... My people were many... But sadly, now we are few."


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The Muslim student raises an eyebrow, and leans forward. "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"


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The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl......  


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"I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet...... but I do believe it's a-comin'."