WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business to protect you!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOXCUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business to protect you!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOXCUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
